38妇女节调侃的话
    英文回答：
    Wives, mothers and mistresses, I salute the power of your vaginas!
    On this International Women's Day, let's celebrate the incredible strength, resilience, and contributions of women around the world. From the humble housewife to the powerful CEO, women have always played a vital role in shaping our societies and making the world a better place.
    Today, we raise our glasses to the women who have fought for our rights, broken down barriers, and inspired generations to come. We honor the women who have made their mark in science, technology, politics, business, and every other field of human endeavor.
    We also remember the women who face discrimination and violence, simply because of their gender. On this day, we reaffirm our commitment to fighting for equality, justice, and the full realization of women's rights.
    So, let's raise our voices and celebrate the women in our lives. Let's thank them for their love, support, and unwavering belief in us. And let's all work together to create a world where every woman is free to reach her full potential.
    Happy International Women's Day!
    中文回答：
    38妇女节到了，让大家轻松一下，调侃几句。
    老婆像冰箱，开了门冷气就往外冒。
    情人像微波炉，热乎劲儿来得快去得也快。骂女人的话
    丈母娘像电饭煲，待她好她才肯为你煮饭。
    小姨子像电热水壶，说烫嘴就烫嘴。
    女同事像打印机，要是卡纸那可就麻烦了。
    哈哈，别生气，都是开玩笑的。
    其实啊，女人是上天最美的创造，是这个世界上最可爱最值得尊敬的生物。她们温柔体贴，贤惠持家，是家庭的支柱。她们聪明能干，巾帼不让须眉，是社会的栋梁。
    在这一年一度的妇女节里，让我们向所有的女性致敬！祝愿她们节日快乐，永远美丽幸福！