Hey, hon? Would you help me get the plates down?
Hey, here's an idea. Why don't we use our wedding china today?
Or we could save them for a fancy special occasion.
How about this: You could treat me like I'm an equal..
or talk down to me like I'm a child.
No, I just think we should save our china for something really special.
Like if the queen of England comes over.
Honey, she keeps canceling on us. Take the hint.
What if something breaks? They're expensive.
What is the point of having them if we never use them?
Okay. But if something breaks and then the queen comes over..
- I will explain it to her. - Like I'd let you talk to the queen.
Wow, the parade is really good this year.
Man, those horses can crap.
Next up is a marching band from Muskogee, Oklahoma.
Muskogee? That's like four hours from Tulsa!
Y'all look great!
That's right, I said "y'all!"
Here's the float with the stars of the popular daytime soap..
Days of Our Lives.
Oh, my God!
Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of our Lives?
I forgot! I'm supposed to be there!
I can't believe I forgot! I usually write stuff like this down on my arm!
Stupid long sleeves!
- What are you gonna do? - I'll come up with a good reason..
why I wasn't there.
The producers are gonna be mad. They sat us down and said:
"Everyone has to be there, sharp. That means you, Tribbiani."
Like I was some kind of idiot.
Well, you proved them wrong.
The One With Rachels Other Sister
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This is your first Thanksgiving.
What are you thankful for?
Mommy's boobies?
A lot of people are thankful for those.
Hello? Rachel?
Who is it?
It's your favorite sister.
- Jill? - Amy!
Hide my rings.
Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Do you have a hair straightener?
Hi.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hair straightener.
- I haven't seen you in, like, a year. - I know. I know. I've just been crazed.
Well, me too. I had a baby.
I decorated Dad's office.
Yeah? Well, unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.
About that hair straightener, honey, I really need one.
I'm gonna have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Oh, my God.
Is this Emmett?
It's Emma.
It's a girl?
- Hey, Amy. - Amy, you remember Ross?
Not really.
But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date.
That was me.
No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her..
since, like, the ninth grade.
Still me.
No, I'm not talking about you.
It was your fat friend's brother with that bad Afro.
Okay, Amy, I'm gonna save you some time, okay? All me!
Careful. Careful.
Careful!
I'll tell you what. For the rest of our lives..
I'll be careful until told otherwise.
- This isn't the china we picked out. - I know.
After you left the store, I chose different ones.我们结婚了 娄艺潇
- Why? - Your taste is a little feminine for me.
Suddenly flowers are feminine?
Hey, everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
- Happy Thanksgiving. Phoebe! - What's going on, Joe?
Listen, I need a good lie.
Okay.
How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing, you know?
You can see the strings, people!
No, no, no. I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.
- Honey, you stink at lying. - I do not.
Really? Let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffeehouse..
I went to the bathroom. When I came back, my muffin was gone. Who took it?
Somebody opened the door to the coffeehouse..
and a raccoon ran in and went straight for your muffin. I said:
"Hey, don't eat that! That's Phoebe's!" And he said..
He said, "Joey, you stink at lying." What am I gonna do?
Don't worry. We'll come up with a lie. I'll help you.
- Great. That'd be great. Thank you. - Sure. What was the work thing?
- "Pick up Grandma at the airport." - Oh, man!
She's precious.
Do you ever worry that she's gonna get your real nose?
Amy..
Yes, I do. I really do.
Hello?
Yeah, hang on, one sec. Can I take this upstairs?
Sure. We don't live there, but..
Seriously? It's just these rooms?
- I thought you were a doctor. - Yeah. No, Ross has a Ph.D.
God, she is unbelievable.
I know. I mean, a Ph.D. is just as good as an MD.
Sure, Ross, yeah!
If I have a heart attack at a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.
- Stupid Thanksgiving. - What?
- What? What happened? - My boyfriend canceled on me.