赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的饭店，苏格兰调情
zhao:This is the most expensive hotel of Tie Lang,Scotland'flirt.
毛毛：你念反了，苏格兰情调，这家老贵了
mao:You read wrong, Scotland Sentiment,it's too dear.
赵本山：带钱了，三万，带包没有啊
沈阳旅行社 zhao:we have money,thirty thousand,the yellow purse?don't you take the purse?
毛毛：我落在炕上了
晚晚林瀚是谁mao:I left it on the brick bed.
赵本山：给你办事，还落在炕上了
zhao:I do business to you,but you left it?
毛毛：兜里才70多元
mao:I only have seventy yuan.
赵本山：我还有400
zhao:Here is 400 yuan.
毛毛：也不够啊
mao:it's not enough.
赵本山：够不够都可以的
zhao:it doesn't matter.
赵本山：服务员
waiter !
小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们是高档酒店，不收农产品
xiao:sorry,uncle.this is a high grade hotel,we don't need farm produce.
赵本山：我们是吃饭的，姑娘这顿饭很重要的
zhao:we come to have a lunch,girl,this meal is very important for us.
小沈阳：你管谁叫姑娘，我是纯爷们
xiao: girl? I'm a real man.新手怎么开网店
赵本山：怎么穿裙子
hao:why do you wear a skirt?
小沈阳：也不是裙子，这是七分裤，这有腿的，着急穿错了，我说走路怎么不方便
xiao:it's not,this is a seventh trousers..Sorry,I wear wrong in a  hurry.I doubted it was not convenient to walk.
赵本山：那条腿留给别人穿，小伙子我跟你说，今天请重要的客人，你一定要招待好
zhao:tomorrow you wear the other leg.Boy,let me tell you.Today,I invite an    important gu
est,you must treat him very well.
小沈阳：没有问题
xiao:no problem.
黄晓明和baby是因为什么离的婚赵本山：你们这个酒店，如果要吃一顿饭，要多少钱。最贵的要点上要吃多少钱
zhao:I wanna know how much it cost to have a meal,including the most expensive dishes.
小沈阳：要一、二万元
xiao:about ten or twenty thousand yuan.
赵本山：是否有这样的情况，今天吃饭明天来结帐
zhao:can I  have meals today but pay tomorrow?
小沈阳：打白条
xiao:owe the money?
赵本山：不是打白条，给你小费
zhao:no,I have money,don't shorts of money.Give you tips.
小沈阳：大爷，你太帅了
xiao:uncle,I LOVE YOU  .
赵本山：客人来了，我点菜的时候你要给我兜着，我要点贵菜
zhao:The guest comes,you should help me when I am ordering dishes.If I wanna order a dear dish……
小沈阳：我就说没有
xiao:I say not have?
赵本山：你太明白了
zhao:you are so clever.
毛毛：爷爷，我饿了
mao:grandpa,I'm hungry.
赵本山：给我来碗面条
zhao:take me a bowl of noodles.
小沈阳：78元一碗
xiao:78 yuan.
赵本山：这么贵
zhao:so expensive?
小沈阳：苏格兰打鲁面自我评估
xiao:it's halogen noodles of Scotland.
赵本山：是鲁子贵么？
zhao:is the halogen dear?
小沈阳：鲁不要钱。
xiao:it's free.
赵本山：先来一碗鲁子，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你要给我争脸，这是人生最好的机会， 青岛好玩的爷爷培养你四十多年了
zhao:well,take a bowl of halogen.Mr Bi is coming,you should save my face,it's the best chance of life, I have educated you for forty years.
毛毛：爷爷我才多大
mao:how old am I, grandpa?
赵本山：我培养你爸多少年，你爸是半成品，都成了文化站长，你要有信心
zhao:I educated your dad for many years, he is a partly finished product and becomes a master of cultural station.You should have confidence.Give me your determination.
毛毛：洪湖水，一浪比一浪强，我要把我爹打在沙滩上
mao:I must "Honghu water,wave to wave,one better one,I beat in the sand beach.