三顾茅庐英文版五人组表演
刘:Hi,man,how is everything going?
仆:Who are you?
关:Baga,this is our big brother ,Mr,Liu,who is handsome and strong.
张:Fucking man,who are you?
刘:Be polite! Does Mr,Zhu live here?
英文话剧剧本诸葛:Shit, it's Mr Zhuge,not mr.zhu
刘:I'm sorry ,does Mr.Zhuge live here?
仆:Yes ,i'm his servant ,why do you come here?
刘:I want .......
张:Fuck off,guy, I saw him,let's go,brother!
刘:Yaoxi. (见到诸葛亮,握住诸葛的手),how long no see,i look for you very hard.
诸葛:Who are you?
关:Baga.this is our big brother ,mr,liu,who is handsome and strong.
诸葛:Saoga,why do you look for ma?
刘:Oh,well.I want you to be my assistant to help me unite the whole nation.
诸葛:Help you? Are you serious?(搓手指,表示要钱)
刘:(把钱呈上)
诸葛:Is this all?
刘:Not enough?
诸葛:No money no talking! See you!
刘:Greedy guy!(关张对着诸葛竖中指)
刘:Hi ,Mr Zhuge,(朝着诸葛挥手)
仆:Stop and be quiet, mr zhuge
关张:Fuck off(关张进去推醒诸葛)
张:Ai,guy, are you dead?
诸葛:What are you doing? I'm resting. Rude guys!
刘:Hi, do you remember me? Yesterday, we had a cheerful talk,and today I take more money to satisfy you.
诸葛:Money ? No.today I want do you got it?
刘:What? Beauty ? Fuck you . Lustful guy.(转身离开)刘关张转身离开,然后回来(一天过去。。。。)
刘:Hi ,guy man,what 's up?
仆:I'm fine ,thank you,and you?
张:Fuck off, let' go ,
刘:Mr zhuge ,today I take a beauty and much money to meet you needs (刘备指向老师). What's you opinion abou being my assistant?
诸葛:Good , 卡哇伊!Ok,I'
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