三顾茅庐英文版五人组表演
刘：Hi,man,how is everything going?
仆：Who are you?
关：Baga,this is our big brother ,Mr,Liu,who is handsome and strong.
张:Fucking man,who are you?
刘：Be polite! Does Mr,Zhu live here?
英文话剧剧本诸葛：Shit, it's Mr Zhuge,not mr.zhu
刘：I'm sorry ,does Mr.Zhuge live here?
仆：Yes ,i'm his servant ,why do you come here?
刘：I want .......
张：Fuck off,guy, I saw him,let's go,brother!
刘：Yaoxi. (见到诸葛亮，握住诸葛的手），how long no see,i look for you very hard.
诸葛：Who are you?
关：Baga.this is our big brother ,mr,liu,who is handsome and strong.
诸葛：Saoga,why do you look for ma?
刘：Oh,well.I want you to be my assistant to help me unite the whole nation.
诸葛：Help you? Are you serious?(搓手指，表示要钱）
刘：（把钱呈上）
诸葛：Is this all?
刘：Not enough?
诸葛：No money no talking! See you!
刘：Greedy guy!(关张对着诸葛竖中指）
刘关张转身离开，然后回来（一天过去。。。。）
刘：Hi ,Mr Zhuge,(朝着诸葛挥手）
仆：Stop and be quiet, mr zhuge
关张：Fuck off(关张进去推醒诸葛）
张：Ai,guy, are you dead?
诸葛：What are you doing? I'm resting. Rude guys!
刘：Hi, do you remember me? Yesterday, we had a cheerful talk,and today I take more money to satisfy you.
诸葛：Money ? No.today I want do you got it?
刘：What? Beauty ? Fuck you . Lustful guy.(转身离开）刘关张转身离开，然后回来（一天过去。。。。）
刘：Hi ,guy man,what 's up?
仆：I'm fine ,thank you,and you?
张：Fuck off, let' go ,
刘：Mr zhuge ,today I take a beauty and much money to meet you needs (刘备指向老师）. What's you opinion abou being my assistant?
诸葛：Good , 卡哇伊！Ok,I'