Flirting Scholar (唐伯虎点秋香)
Act 1
地点:A river side, on the street
人物:江南四大才子,如花,一女子,石榴,华夫人, 道具:4扇子,丝巾,伞,小刀,2凳子,背景音乐 旁白:江南四大才子结伴出游,众女子兴奋观看。
一女子:Look, the 'Four Scholars' are over there.
(四大才子摆pose,众女子倾倒)
一女子:Go and have a look,
祝枝山:We come here for a tour.
        That’s why the girls are that crazy.
文征明:Pals, why not has a poem competition?
祝:Very good idea! Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin.
周文斌:l am the best in this field.
        'There are many geese under the mountain.'
文征明:'They rushed down to the river.'
祝:'Let's roast a goose.'
唐:'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'
三人:Good, very good. Very good!
(三人笑,唐伯虎逛笑)
祝:There is something attractive.
        See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She seems to be lonely.
        Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.
        To let us learn from you!
唐:
周文斌:lt's the welfare for your friends, so?
唐:l am glad to demonstrate it.
三人:Go.
唐:Miss.
如花:What's the matter? (一回头,竟是如花!)
三人:Go, go...
唐:May l put my head on your shoulder?
如花:ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.
唐:l know, l want to make my    friends happy, that's all.
        ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.
如花:So what?l don't know you.
        l will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.
唐:How about paying you 1 tael?
如花:1 tael? Who do you think ?
        Make it ten.
唐:That's too expensive, why don't you rob?
如花:Right, l am robber.
        Give me all your money.
(两人乱打,最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中)
三人:What's wrong? (赶到桥上)What’s the matter?
文征明:No need to punch her like that?
唐:Robber! lt's a ladyboy!
三人:Ladyboy?
祝:l love it. Hold it. (祝枝山将折扇递给文斌,跳入河中)
文征明:Damn it. He is being the first to!
(华夫人带众人去拜神)
秋香:Look, so many people!
石榴:Yes, it's crowded.
华夫人:Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,
四大才子:Heave yourselves.
        What's going on?
某人:Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.
周文斌:The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.
唐:Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?
文斌,征明:Look! That way.
三人:Qiu-xiang.
(秋香回首一笑)
唐:Damn, she is not pretty at all.
周文斌:You know, pretty woman is like flowers.
      You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.
      Look once more.
三人:Pretty woman!
(一整排回首,旁人皆成丑女衬托)
唐:ershe may not my type.
Act 2
地点:West Gate of Hua’s house
人物:唐伯虎,秋香,石榴,祝枝山
道具:“旺财”,1手帕,“小强”,2卖身牌,1棍子,4凳子,银两
旁白:第三幕,华府西门口。唐伯虎为追秋香,化装成贫民意图混进华府。
祝:brother tang , we love Qiuxiang at the first sight, except you .
唐:嗯哼?
祝:for the sake of we having the same opportunity,we appoint you as a spy to enter Hua’s house  bringing some information about Qiuxiang.In return, we will arrange you a appointment with someone you like.
唐:Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale.
    Come and have a look! I’m so poor!
(石榴和秋香出门)
石榴:Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?
    But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.
唐:l don't want, too.
    Why don't you be merciful ['mə:siful]仁慈的;慈悲的;宽容的
buy me please.
秋香:He is miserable ['mizərəbl]悲惨的;痛苦的;卑鄙的; why not buy him to be our workman?
石榴:because of you buying so many makeup yesterday ,we have little money left.
唐:l am miserable .
秋香:show me how you are miserable.may be I should cut down the budget of food.
唐:Well, l...
    See how dirty are my fingernails?
    lt's miserable, right?
(小狗突然死去)
Wong Cai, don't die! Don't die.
    You have followed me for a long time, you're so good to me.
    But l have never given yousufficient [sə'fiSənt] 足够的;充分的 food.
    l am damn [dæm]可恶的 sorry.
英文话剧剧本石榴:Sister Qiu-xiang,he is miserable.lets buy him.
唐:Really?
石榴:Yes.
秋香:Come early tomorrow morning.
唐:Thank you, Miss Qiu-xiang.
(秋香进门时对唐伯虎一笑)
Act 3
地点:The backyard of Hua’s house, The street market
人物:唐伯虎,秋香,华夫人, 仆人
X:Huaan,can you come with me to the street?I have something to buy ,but go too lonely.
T:It’s my pleasure.But I’m busy,I have lots of things to do.so………..
X:These things are not necessary.I would help you to finished.So,you can go out relievedly.
T:(奸笑)Oh,you are so nice.
X:(害羞的笑)。
(In the street)
X:wow,It’s so beautiful.This and this are all my favorite.
T:(不耐烦)Year,year.
X:er,Huaan can I ask you a question?
T:Yes.
X:What kind of gril do you like?
Y:This questing is so esoteric(深奥)let me think.
仆人1.2Madam hua,they are there.
华夫人:Heng,Huaan,How dare you!Catch him up.
X:Madam hua!Spare ,sl.help me.