A World Without Thieves 天下无贼
《上火车》
角：刘若英（李晶晶）、刘德华（朱涛）、傻根（黄港膑）、黎叔（李星亮）
刘若英（拍傻根）：hey！
傻根：Sister, what are you doing here?大你怎么也在这？
刘若英：What about you?我还想问你呢？刘若英拍过的电影
傻根：I’m going home.我回老家。
By the way, have you ever seen a thief? 对了，大你见过贼吗？
刘德华：I have seen one, I have seen one. 我见过，我见过。
傻根：What’s a thief look like? 贼长什么样？
刘若英：Don’t mind him. He’s joking.你别听他胡说，他逗你呢。
Just stay close to me. 你上车跟着我就行了。
刘德华：What did you meet him? 你什么时候认了这个傻弟弟？
刘若英：You stay away from him. 你给我离他远点。
刘德华：I should teach him a lesson. 我得给他上一课。
The kid has no eyes for thieves. That makes me angry. 这小子目中无贼，气死我了。
（刘若英示意刘德华闭嘴）
傻根：Brother, sister, there is a seat here! 大哥大，这有座！
刘德华：He has practically adopted us. 真把我们当亲人了。
You sit next to him and I’ll sit across from him. 待会这样，你做他旁边，我做他对面。
（放好行李）C’mon, have a sit. 来来来，坐坐坐。
黎叔（扮演拄拐杖老头一瘸一拐走来，试图坐在刘德华旁边）：
I’m old, my legs aren’t so good.. Make a space for me. 我年岁大了，腿脚不好，让我挤挤。
刘德华（笑，向外一坐）：Sorry，this seat is taken. Sorry, sorry….已经有人坐了，不好意思。
傻根(站起)：Grandpa, sit here! 大爷，坐这吧。
刘若英（阻止）：Mind your own business. 少管闲事。
刘德华（起身，抓牢黎叔肩膀）：Here, I’ll help you find a spot. 来，我带你去一个好的。
黎叔：There are none. 了，没有。
刘德华：Sure there is . 有有。
黎叔：My legs aren’t so good anymore. 我腿脚不好。
（被领到一旁）Where is the seat? 座呢？
刘德华：You are a good actor.你演的还挺像。
Listen up, you and I are the same, we are wolves. 我告诉你，我们都是一样的，是狼。
（拍黎叔肩膀）That lamb belongs to me. 那只羊我吃定了。
黎叔：What? I don’t understand. 你说什么，我不明白。
刘德华：Don’t pretend it to me. 别骗我了。（黎叔停止装，站好）
Your performance isn’t bad. 你演的还挺像的。
（模仿瘸子）Like this? 怎么瘸来着？
黎叔：um, drag the leg a bit more. 脚再拖点地。
刘若英：Announcing you had money to all those people, you probably did invite some thieves.
你刚才当着那么多人的面喊你身上有钱，说不定真把贼招来了。
傻根（指着那黎叔方向）：That old man is a thief? 你说那老人是贼？
刘德华：I won’t admit your own stupidity. 说你缺心眼你还不承认。
You think thieves carry signs? 贼会把字刻在脑门上吗？
傻根：You are just like the villagers. 你们怎么跟我老乡似的。
You think people are all bad! 把人想的那么坏。
刘若英（喝着水）：You cannot judge a book by its cover. 人心隔肚皮。
“Harbor no malice, but don’t be a fool.” 害人之心不可有，防人之心不可无。
Just be more careful. 你就小心点嘛。
刘德华（拍傻根肩）：Look at me. Do I look like a thief? 看着我，我像贼吗？
傻根：You are not a thief. You just look down on me. 你不是贼，就是有点看不起我。
刘德华（一笑，看着刘若英）：Look at her…look. 你看她，看。
She seems like a thief? 她像不像贼？
刘若英（喝水，对着刘德华）：What are you staring at? 你盯着我干吗？
刘德华（略带讽刺）：You look kinder all the time. 我越看你越像好人。
（刘若英把水杯给刘德华，以示愠）
傻根（理直气壮）：She is a good person. 大就是好人。
Sis，if you were a thief, I’d get my eyes out. 大你要是贼，我把眼珠子挖出来！
I mean it! 我说话算数！
刘德华：No one is a thief by you. 你看谁都不像贼。
To you, everyone is a good man. 你看谁都像菩萨。
Those two eyes on your head are useless. 我看你这俩眼睛长着也没用了。
Sooner or later get them out. 趁早把它抠出来吧。
（沉默片刻）
傻根：In the highlands I stayed behind, every holiday to guard the workshop.
我在高原，逢年过节，都是我一个人在那看工地。
I have no one to talk to, so I just talk to wolves.没人跟我说话, 我跟狼说话。
They don’t scare me, they never hurt me. 我不怕狼，狼也没伤害过我。
I’m now with so many people to talk to, 我现在跟这么多人在一起，
If wolves wouldn’t hurt me, I can’t believe people would.
我就不信，狼都没伤过我，人会害我！
People can’t be worse than wolves. 人怎么会比狼还坏啊！
Am I right? 我说的对不？
（刘刘沉默不语）
《打劫》
角：刘德华（侯跃飞），黎叔（李星亮），范伟（朱涛），
刘若英和女警察（李晶晶），黎叔手下和范伟同伙（黄港膑）。
刘若英：What happened? 怎么了?
刘德华：We’re lost , the money is stolen by them. 我们输了，钱被他们偷走了。
刘若英：Really? 真的？
刘德华：They are too cunning, and it is simply impossible to guard against.
他们太奸猾了，简直防不胜防。
刘若英：The old guy with the luggage was a plant. 一定是那个老头打的搓！
黎叔手下：They switched the bag .钱给掉包了。
It’s all fake money. 全部是假的。
黎叔：Really? The boy dares to play this trick with me. 真的吗？臭小子竟敢和我玩这招。
黎叔手下：How to do with them? 我们怎么办？
黎叔：you sit here! 你先坐着！ (黎叔走向二人)
黎叔：Not bad!行啊!
Switched a prince for a pauper. 跟我玩狸猫换太子。
I challenged you only because I respect you ,黎叔看得起你才跟你过招,
but you didn’t play fair . 偷奸耍滑呀你是。
Stop acting, it must have been you. 想什么呢，肯定是你
I can reliably inform you that 我可以很负责任的告诉你
uncle lee is very angry, 黎叔很生气
the consequences will be severe 后果很严重。(黎叔离开)
刘若英(打开纸包)：It was switched. 钱被掉包了
You think his guys did it? 会不会是他手下干的
刘德华：Could have been switched long ago 也许早就被人家换了
There must be another master .We've been played 一定还有高人，我们被耍了
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