Rap God
饶舌之神
[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
看好了，我准备温柔点对你，不伤及你的情感
But I'm only going to get this one chance
但我只是打算得到这个机会
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
有些什么不对劲，我能感觉到（六分钟，Slim Shady，你的演出）
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
护士长年度工作总结
只是我的感觉，好像有什么要发生，但我不知道是什么
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as 
如果那意思是，我的意思是，我们身处麻烦——烦——而且如果他是
bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
像你说的那样的疯子，那我不会冒险
You were just what the doctor ordered
而这正合我意
[Hook 1]
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
我开始感觉自己像个饶舌之神，饶舌之神
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
科目三考试全程步骤我前方的人们都到我身后来点头称臣，点头称臣
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
现在有谁觉得他的武器够长能来和我小打小闹，小打小闹？
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
他们说我的饶舌像个机器人，所以叫我饶舌机器人
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
但对我来说像台电脑那样说唱一定是我的基因使然
I got a laptop in my back pocket
我的后口袋里有台笔记本电脑
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
当我让我的笔机半扣，它就直接开火
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
被饶舌得来的利润喂得太饱难以消化
Made a living and a killing off it
以之谋生再大肆屠杀
吴妍书Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
自从比尔·克林顿还在执政
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
而莫妮卡·莱温斯基还在感受他的**火热
I'm an MC still as honest
我是个心直口快的诚实MC
But as rude and indecent as all hell
但也一样粗鲁，下流无礼
Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
各种音节，杀人成瘾（全部杀光）
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
我这圆滑又坚挺硬汉，Hip-hop瘾君子
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
你并不想搅进这场饶舌的无聊比赛
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yakety-yak
在本田Acura后备箱里装好Mac 10冲锋，装好你的背包说唱，耶，胡诌扯蛋
焉栩嘉张子枫
And at the exact same time
与此同时
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
我一边练习一边尝试着词韵的杂技表演
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
砸烂一张的桌子对我来说依旧小菜一碟
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
砸向那俩同性恋的背，让它裂成两半
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
事后意识到Aftermath签了我真是讽刺
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
合久必婚我要怎样才能不炸场？我所做的就只有扔下一颗颗F字头，感受我攻击的愤怒吧
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxipad
Rapper们正经历艰难时期，来这是给你的**巾
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
这对那些渣渣来说简直悲剧般糟糕
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
当我技艺纯熟地构造这这首杰作，因为
[Hook 2]
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
我开始感觉自己像个饶舌之神，饶舌之神
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
我前方的人们都到我身后来点头称臣，点头称臣
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
现在有谁觉得他的武器够长能来和我小打小闹，小打小闹？
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
让我给你看看，要维持这狗屎地位没那么难，没那么难
[Verse 2]
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
每个人都想要秘诀，来说唱着像我这样的不朽地位
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
唔，老实说那种蓝图计划只是简单粗暴，青春期躁动罢了
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
所有人都爱挺负能量之物
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
就像小行星撞地球，什么都没做，只是瞄准月亮发射
MC's get taken to school with this music
MC们被我的音乐带去上学堂
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
因为我用它作为爆出押韵的工具
Now I lead a new school full of students
现在我带领着学生满员的新学派
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
我？我是Rakim，Lakim Shabazz，2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
-W.A, Cube, 嘿, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy他们的产物，真心感谢，是他们让Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
汲取了足够灵感，直到一天成长至此爆发实力，能有资格
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
见到Run DMC，引导他们进那的
Roll Hall of Fame男孩变僵尸
摇滚名人堂
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
哪怕是我走进教堂时都会被一团来自天罚的火球燃烧爆裂
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
我唯一被引荐入主的名人堂就只有酒精名人堂了
On the wall of shame
在那羞耻之墙上
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
你们这帮废物都认为这只是场游戏，直到我
Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
让这帮同性恋丢掉饭碗，告诉我你丫到底在想些什么东西？
Little gay looking boy
搞基小男孩
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
所以基佬我几乎不能正着说出这些，男孩
You witnessing a massacre
你目睹了一场屠杀
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy