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孙悟空 Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精 Jenny White ( J for short )
唐僧 Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪 Yellow ( Y for short )
沙僧 Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒 Pig ( P for short )
Act 1
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篇一：英语-西游记英文搞笑剧本
孙悟空 Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精 Jenny White ( J for short )
唐僧 Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪 Yellow ( Y for short )
沙僧 Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒 Pig ( P for short )
Act 1
（J 照着镜子上台）
（这时，电话铃响了起来，J不耐烦地接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。）
Y: Hello! It’s me.
J: I know it’s you. You call me every day ，it has 400 years 。
Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?
英文话剧剧本 (J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。)
J: You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad!
Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together.
J: ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了电话。)
Y；Refuse me again .I will never give up.(说罢，好不威风的下台去了)
J: How nasty he is! ( 她想了想，说 ) But Tang Seng is really good for me.（拿起一副望远镜。J便观察起T的行踪来。)
J: ( 欢喜万分 ) Ah-ha,
(M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T)
M：Hi,master.
T; monkey,where are we ?
M; DaHuangZheng,JieShouShi
M; Ok，we are coming.
(P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着许多行李上台)
M；master，please（指着一休息地方）
（J拿起一纸筒，把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）
T: Monkey! You are great, thank you very much ,I am happy to be your (P懒洋洋地突然打断 )
P: Sir! I’m so hungry.
T: I’m hungry too. Monkey, go and buy some food。Don’t go to LanZhouNiurouMianGuan and LiuYiFanDian, just go to ChangQingFanDian.It is cheap。
（M点头答应，欲要离去）
T; monkey,just go to changqingfandian.
M; yes sir.( 欲要离去)
T; monkey,wash your box.
M; ok.ok( 欲要离去)
T; monkey,be careful
M; thank you sir( 欲要离去)
T; (M不耐烦打断)
M；you,go away(飞奔而去)
（剩余师徒三人拿出经书念起三字经，一会就睡着了。舞台另一头的J听了不禁眉开眼笑。） J: It’s a good time.
（J迅速地打扮好，挎着篮子走到了T师徒的面前。P闻着香味醒了，并叫醒师傅）
P: Ah, a beautiful girl. Hello! What’s in your basket? It smells nice! J: Some food for my son.《husband》-
P: I’m hungry. Can I have some?
（心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装惊慌地护住了篮子。）
T: Pig! be polite.
J: You are very kind. I can give you some food.
T: （ 双手合十 ）Good girl。
M: Monster!
（T听到Monster一词立刻吓得晕倒在S怀中。S惊恐万分）
S；master master,Pig Pig, come here
M: No matter how big you are, I’ll kill you.
J: How nasty you are!
M: Monster! Take my stick!
（M举起金箍棒就要向J的头顶击下。就在这千钧一发之际，P忽然扑上去将M拦腰抱住） P: Beauty, run! Run run.
(T 逃过一劫，对各位徒弟尤其是M的拼死保护感动之至，对S说；monkey is great。情不自禁地唱起了Only You。其结果，三个土地全头痛欲裂，大吐特吐。)
（终于，T唱完了）
T: ( 清清嗓子 ) Monkey, go and buy the lunch. I’m very hungry.
M: Yes，master，Just stay here。（边说边画圈 ）。Goodbye sir.
（M离开后，T等就在圈内又念起三字经，不一会打起瞌睡来，P更是鼾声震天。） （J见M走了，便又来打T的主意。她走了两步，踩到了M画的圈。）
J: Ouch。
（J知道M的厉害，不敢轻举妄动。但T近在眼前，她实在不甘心放弃。她想了想，忽地计上心头，变出一盒KFC。
J: Come, come Come。。。
（T等仿佛着了魔似的，梦游般循着KFC的香气向圈子外走。J终于如愿地把他们引出来了。就在J的手向T伸去的时候，M赶回来了，再次将J当场抓获。）
M: You again!
J: You 。you. How nasty you are!
M: Now you cannot run!
(T 刚刚清醒，看到厮杀场面，想到自己又一次有惊无险，感叹；monkey is really great。不仅又唱起了Only You。M不堪忍受此歌声，抓着J的手也放松了。J乘机溜走了。)
（T唱罢，众人终于松了口气。P忽然发现M正望着J远去的方向发愣，伸手在M的眼前晃了晃，M竟然没有反应。）
P: ( 调侃地 ) Ah, you like that beautiful girl.
(M 回过神来，发现自己的失态，给了P一拳。)
T: Monkey, I know that woman is nice, but you can’t love her. loving girls needs time and money. you don’t have much time and much money.
M: I won’t.
T: That’s fine. Everybody ,are you reday?
（列队齐声）：Yes sir。
(音乐响起——《Nobody》)
（转身跳起了nobody）
篇二：西游记之女儿国 中英结合,剧本
旁白: The master and his three appretences come to the kingdom of females. They plan to take a break here for couple days. But with so many women, there perseverance is facing challenge. The pig guy lose control of himself…
唐僧师徒四人途经女儿国。他们打算在这里休息几天。但是面对着这么多女人，他们的意志力受到了挑战。猪八戒失去了理智…
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