《630版新白娘子传奇》剧本
旁白:long long ago, a moving story happened here ,it’s about love ,life, and fun
(音乐起,千年等一回)齐唱:
waiting 1000 years
1000 years for a chance
Waiting 1000 years
I have no regret
Who said this to me
That love me forever
Only for your words
A~I won’t be regretful
Rain heart broke wind is crying
Sweety love seems to fall
West lake likes my tear
I would like to be fire with you
A~
Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance
Waiting 1000 years I have no regret
Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance
Waiting 1000 years…
1000(音乐,幻化人形)
第一幕:断桥上
旁白:the snake white and snake green became into human beings through magic power
青:“sister,is this the world of human being?what a terrible atmosphere!the air makes me can’t breath!”
白:“Don’t you know that the PM2.5?If i don’t want to meet my Mr Right ,i will never come here to suffer this.”
青:“sister, where are we?”
白:“Let me have a look.”(拿出来地球仪)
青:“You are really prepared a lot !”
白:“we are in LeiFeng Pagoda.Now,and the west lake is ahead.”
青:“it is difficult to find the United State in the globe,but you use it to find out the West Lake?haha,ridiculous!”
白:“shut up!hurry up!if you keep this speed to ride the bike,when will we arrive at the West Lake?”
青:“oh,my dear.The bike only has two pedals and one of them is broken.I have try my best ,this rate is not slow.Why are you so hurry?”
白:“oh,I have told you that i want to meet my Mr Right XuXian.This is the most important thing in my life.”
青:“ok,ok.You go to meet your Mr Right XuXian and when will I find my Mr Right.”
白:“oh,you don’t have to worry.I will find a husband for you in Fei cheng wu rao program someday.”
青:“oh dear .you are a snake and xuxian is a man,will you have a baby in the future?”
白:“of course ,”
青:“and “KA”,you will give birth to many snake eggs!”
白:“shut up!!!”
白素贞和许仙相遇。。。。
许仙手拿信物
白:“Are you Mr Xu?”
许:“Yes,i am.I’m Xu Xian.And ,Are you Miss Bai?”
白:“Yes,of course!what a handsome man!”
许:“thank you,and you are also a charming girl.would you like to walk with me?”
白:“of course,let’s go!”
青:“sister,sister,Let’s go together.”
白:“don’t you see i’m busy?go!”
(强盗出现)
强盗一:“the tree I planted ”
强盗二:“planted!”
miss a fei强盗一:“the way I opened”
强盗二:“opened!”
强盗一:“if you want to pass the way ,”
一、 二:“money.”
白:“I’m so frightened.”
许:“don’t be afraid , look at me .”
!!!打!!!
白:“mr xu ,you are so smart, you saved me , you are my hero! Can, can I marry you?”
许:“oh,what a pleasure.let’s go home. niangzi”
白:“ok.”
(二人离去)
青:“sister, sister!”
第二幕:
旁白:from then on ,miss white miss green and xuxian lived a happy life until suddenly one day ,miss green heard that the monk fahai would come.
青:“sister, what are you doing here?”
白:“xu............(嘘)xuxian hadn’t wake up , I’m thinking about our future.”
青:“I’ve known that fahai is coming here ”
白:“oh ,look, the scenery is beautiful ,if only…”
(音乐起,紧张)
法海出现
法海:“evil spirits! today, I’ll subdue you ! lady white, you have no chance to escape!”
白:“go, I’ll hit him .”(面向青)
青:“sister, don’t do it.”
白:“keep back ,don’t come any closer!”
青:“come on ,just give me your hand.”
(二人伸出手,音乐起,悲情)
旁白:fahai was about to tame miss white ,miss green was feeling anxious.
青:“odukei?? I’m not his competitor, I must go away , otherwise , who can save my sister?”
第三幕:(音乐起,赵雅芝中文网)
许仙:“I have a dream that one I can get a MBA degree in Harward University, I have a dream ,that one I could get married with you …I have a dream … ”
青:“xu, xuxian”
许仙:“oh, you look so beautiful today ,what can I do for you ?”(抓住小青的手)
青(挣脱):“terrible, so terrible ,my sister was caught by a monk.. get it? ”
许:“oh, what? where is she?”
青:“follow me ,quickly!”
第四幕:
许仙:“fahai,come out!”
法海:“who’s calling me? Today’s young men are more and more impolite!”
许仙:“fuck,give my wife back”
法海:“emituofo,shanzaishanzai,your wife is a monster ”
许仙:“fuck,who’s monster? I only know , suzhen is my wife .”
法海:“ok I will show you her nature”
(法海从包里拿出照妖镜,对准白素贞,白蛇倒下)
(神雕侠侣音乐起)
许仙:“are you really a monster?”
白:“yes,I had cheated you ,I’m a monster.”
周围:“kill her kill her”
许仙:“shut up!”“yes, she is a monster ,she should be killed, but as her husband ,how can I
Live without her ,no matter you are human being or a monster, I’ll love you forever. ”
白:“xianggong”
许仙:“niangzi”
法海:“go to die!”
(两人拉手,难舍难分,音乐起,泰坦尼克)
白蛇显出原形,法海用钵盂收走
许仙:“oh, my love ,my love.”“I’ll save her no matter how hard it is !”
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