The Big Bang Theory Season01 Chi-Eng Script
The Big Bang Theory S01E01 第一季第一集
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如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面
So if a photon is directed through a plane
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如果有一个狭缝可以观测到
with two slits in it and either slit is observed,
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那它没有同时通过两个狭缝
it will not go through both slits.
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如果观测不到那它会通过
If it's unobserved,it will.
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但如果它是在离开平面后
However,if it's observed after it's left the plane
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在击中目标物之前被观测到
But before it hits its target,
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那它不会同时通过两个狭缝
it won't have gone through both slits.
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没错你想说什么
Agreed. what's your point?
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没什么我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错
There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
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-您好  -稍等
-excuse me. -hang on.
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横1是"爱琴海"
One across is "aegean."
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竖8是"纳巴科夫"(1899-1977  俄裔美国小说家)
Eight down is "nabokov."
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横26"MCM"
26 across is "mcm."
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竖14是...你手挡住了...
14 move
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是"门"(生物分类)  所以说横十四是"太子港"(海地首都)
"phylum" which makes 14 across
"port-au-prince"
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你看  "Papa Doc"(海地总统绰号)提示了所以是"太子港"
See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince."
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在海地
Haiti.
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-需要帮忙吗  -是的
-can I help you? -yes.
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这里是高智商精子库吗
Is this the high-iq sperm bank?
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如果这还要问的话那你可能不该来这If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here.
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我看就是这儿了
I think this is the place.
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-把表格填了  -谢谢
-fill these out. -thank you.
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-马上就好  -不急
-we'll be right back. -take your time.
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我正好把填字游戏做完
I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
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等等
Oh,wait.
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莱纳德我觉得我做不到
Leonard,I don't think I can do this.
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开什么玩笑你都是"半职业选手"了What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.
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不是的我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪
No. we are committing genetic fraud.
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我们的精子并不能保证
There's no guarantee that our sperm
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将来就能生出高智商的后代
is going to generate high-iqOffspring.
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你想想我和我的DNA结构相同Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix
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可她只是快餐店的女服务生
Who hostesses at fuddruckers.
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谢尔顿当初是你要来的
Sheldon,this was your idea.
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这点补贴能让我们
A little extra money to get
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在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽
海地是哪里fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.
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我知道我的确渴望更快的下载速度
I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.
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但那些可怜的女人们
But there's some poor woman
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会把希望寄托在我精子上的
who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
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如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use
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该用积分还是微分算都不知道她会怎么想
An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve? 41
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-我肯定她还是会爱他的  -我不会
-i'm sure she'll still love him. -i wouldn't.
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你现在想怎么样
Well,what do you want to do?
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我想走了
I want to leave.
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该怎么跟她说呢
What's the protocol for leaving?
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我不知道...我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过
I don' I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
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我们就直接走吧
Let's try just walking out.
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-再见  -再见很高兴见到你
-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.
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你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗
Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
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没有
No.
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你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情
You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
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不太想
Not really.
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如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,
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大多数人会被绊倒  -跟我无关
-most people will trip. -i don't care.
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两毫...那不太可能吧
that doesn't seem right.
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不是真的我12岁时做过一系列试验No,it's true,I did a series of experiments when I was 12
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我爸爸还摔断了锁骨
My father broke his clavicle.
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00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,550 你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的? Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
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不是是因为我那些关于激光的试验No. that was a result of my work with lasers.
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这是新邻居?
New neighbor?
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很明显
Evidently.
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比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
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那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者? 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?
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那是没错
Yes,she is.
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-你好  -你好
-oh,hi. -hi.
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我们不想打搅你我们就住你对面
We don't mean to interrupt. we live across the hall.
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你们真好啊
Oh,that's nice.
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我们不是住在一起我是说...
We don't live together.
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我们是住在一起
We live together,
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不过是在分开的异性恋的卧室里But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.
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好的
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看来你们就是我的新邻居了我叫佩妮Guess I'm your new neighbor. penny.
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-我是莱纳德他是谢尔顿  -你好
-leonard. sheldon. -hi.
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那么...
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欢迎成为我们的邻居Welcome to the building.
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谢谢你我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime.
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很好啊
Great.
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-那...再见  -再见
- bye. -bye.
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我们要不要请她来吃午饭?
Should we have invited her for lunch?
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不我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季
No.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.
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第二季的DVD我们已经看过了
We already watched the season two dvds.
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但评论音轨还没看
Not with commentary.
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我觉得我们应该做个好邻居
I think we should be good neighbors