格林童话故事第82篇：傻瓜汉斯Clever Hans
  汉斯的母亲问："汉斯，你上哪儿去?""我去格蕾特那里。"汉斯回答说。"要有礼貌啊，汉斯。""我一定会有礼貌的。再见，妈妈。""再见，汉斯。"汉斯来到格蕾特家。"你好，格蕾特!""你好，汉斯!你带来什么好东西?""我什么都没带，倒想问你要点什么呢。"格蕾特给汉斯一根缝衣针。汉斯于是说："再见，格蕾特。""再见，汉斯。"
  汉斯接过针，插在一辆装满干草的车上，跟在车后面回了家。"晚上好，妈妈!""晚上好，汉斯!你上哪儿去了?""我到格蕾特家。""你带了什么给她?""什么都没带，反而要了点东西。""她给了你什么?""一根针。""针呢?""插在装草的车上了。""糟透了，汉斯，你应该把针扎在袖子上才对呀。""没关系，妈妈，下次我会注意的。"
  "汉斯，你上哪儿去?""我去格蕾特那里。"汉斯回答说。"要有礼貌啊，汉斯。""我会的'。再见，妈妈。""再见，汉斯。"汉斯来到格蕾特家。"你好，格蕾特!""你好，汉斯!你带来什么好东西?""我什么都没带，倒想问你要点什么呢。"格蕾特给汉斯一把刀。"再见，格蕾特。""再见，汉斯。"汉斯接过刀，把它插在衣袖上回了家。"晚上好，妈妈!""晚上好，汉斯!你上哪儿去了?""我在格蕾特家。""你带了什么给她?""什么都没带，反而要了点东西。""她给了你什么?"
  "一把刀。""刀呢?"
  "插在衣袖上了。""糟透了，汉斯，你应该把小刀装在口袋里才对呀。""没有关系，妈妈，下次我一定注意。""汉斯，你上哪儿去?""我去格蕾特那里。"汉斯回答说。"要有礼貌啊，汉斯。""我会的。再见，妈妈。""再见，汉斯。"汉斯来到格蕾特家。"你好，格蕾特!""你好，汉斯!你带来什么好东西?""我什么都没带，倒想问你要点什么呢。"格蕾特给汉斯一头小山羊。"再见，格蕾特。""再见，汉斯。"汉斯接过山羊，把它的腿绑住，然后装在口袋里回家了。"晚上好，妈妈!""晚上好，汉斯!你上哪儿去了?""我在格蕾特家。""你带了什么给她?""什么都没带，反而要了点东西。""她给了你什么?""一头小山羊。""羊呢?""装在口袋里了。""糟透了，汉斯，你应该把小山羊用一根绳子拴住才对呀。"
  "没有关系，妈妈，下次我一定注意。"
  "汉斯，你上哪儿去?""我去格蕾特那里。"汉斯回答说。
  "要有礼貌啊，汉斯。"
  "我会的。再见，妈妈。""再见，汉斯。"汉斯来到格蕾特家。"你好，格蕾特!""你好，汉斯!
你带来什么好东西?""我什么都没带，倒想问你要点什么呢。"格蕾特给汉斯一块烤肉。"再见，格蕾特。""再见，汉斯。"汉斯接过肉，用绳子一路拖着回家了。路上有狗跟在后面将肉吃了，所以等他到家时，手上只剩下了绳子，绑着的东西早没了。"晚上好，妈妈!""晚上好，汉斯!你上哪儿去了?""我在格蕾特家。""你带了什么给她?""什么都没带，反而要了点东西。""她给了你什么?""一块肉。""肉在哪儿?""我把它绑在绳子上牵回来，可狗把它给吃了。""糟透了，汉斯，你应该把肉顶在头顶上拿回来才对呀。""没有关系，妈妈，下次我一定注意。""汉斯，你上哪儿去?""我去格蕾特那里。"汉斯回答说。"要有礼貌啊，汉斯。""我会的。再见，妈妈。""再见，汉斯。"汉斯来到格蕾特家。"你好，格蕾特!""你好，汉斯!你带来什么好东西?""我什么都没带，倒想问你要点什么呢。"格蕾特给汉斯一头小牛犊。"再见，格蕾特。""再见，汉斯。"汉斯接过牛犊，把它顶在头上回家了。"晚上好，妈妈!""晚上好，汉斯!你上哪儿去了?""我在格蕾特家。""你带了什么给她?""什么都没带，反而要了点东西。""她给了你什么?""一只牛犊。""牛犊呢?""我把它顶在头上，可它踢到我脸上来了。""糟透了，汉斯，你应该牵着它到牲口棚才对呀。"
  "没有关系，妈妈，下次我一定注意。"
  "汉斯，你上哪儿去?""我去格蕾特那里。"汉斯回答说。"要有礼貌啊，汉斯。""我会的。再见，妈妈。""再见，汉斯。"汉斯来到格蕾特家。"你好，格蕾特!""你好，汉斯!你带来什么好东西?""我什么都没带，倒想问你要点什么呢。"格蕾特对汉斯说："我跟你去吧。"汉斯领着格蕾特，用一根绳子拴住，牵着她到饲料槽边，把她拴牢了。然后汉斯来到母亲跟前。"晚上好，妈妈!""晚上好，汉斯!你上哪儿去了?""我在格蕾特家。""你带了什么给她?""什么都没带。""她给了你什么?""什么都没给，她跟着我来了。""那你把格蕾特留在哪儿了?""我用绳子把她拴着牵回来放到牲口棚里了，还扔了些草给她。"
  "糟透了，汉斯，你应该报以友好的眼光才对呀。""没有关系，妈妈，我一定改正。"
  汉斯跑到牲口棚里把所有牲口的眼睛都挖出来扔到格蕾特脸上。格蕾特火透了，挣开绳索跑了，再也不肯嫁给汉斯做新娘了。
 
  傻瓜汉斯英文版：
  Clever Hans
  The mother of Hans said, "Whither away, Hans?" Hans answered, "To Grethel." - "Behave well, Hans." - "Oh, I'll behave well. Good-bye, mother." - "Good-bye, Hans." Hans comes to Grethel, "Good day, Grethel." - "Good day, Hans. What dost thou bring that is good?" - "I bring nothing, I want to have something given me." Grethel presents Hans with a needle. Hans says, "Good-bye, Grethel." - "Good-bye, Hans."
  Hans takes the needle, sticks it into a hay-cart, and follows the cart home. "Good evening, mother." - "Good evening, Hans. Where hast thou been?" - "With Grethel." - "What didst thou take her?" - "Took nothing; had something given me." - "What did Grethel give thee?" - "Gave me a needle." - "Where is the needle, Hans?" - "Stuck it in the hay-cart." - "That was ill done, Hans. Thou shouldst have stuck the needle in thy sleeve." - "Never mind, I'll do better next time."
  "Whither away, Hans?" - "To Grethel, mother." - "Behave well, Hans." - "Oh, I'll behave well. Good-bye, mother." - "Good-bye, Hans."
  Hans comes to Grethel. "Good day, Grethel." - "Good day, Hans. What dost thou bring thalol童话
t is good?" - "I bring nothing; I want to have something given to me." Grethel presents Hans with a knife. "Good-bye, Grethel." - "Good-bye Hans." Hans takes the knife, sticks it in his sleeve, and goes home. "Good evening, mother." - "Good evening, Hans. Where hast thou been?" - "With Grethel." - "What didst thou take her?" - "Took her nothing, she gave me something." - "What did Grethel give thee?" - "Gave me a knife." - "Where is the knife, Hans?" - "Stuck in my sleeve." - "That's ill done, Hans, thou shouldst have put the knife in thy pocket." - "Never mind, will do better next time." - "Whither away, Hans?" - "To Grethel, mother. " - "Behave well, Hans." - "Oh, I'll behave well. Good-bye, mother." - "Good-bye, Hans."
  Hans comes to Grethel. "Good day, Grethel." - "Good day, Hans. What good thing dost thou bring?" - "I bring nothing, I want something given me." Grethel presents Hans with a young goat. "Good-bye, Grethel." - "Good-bye, Hans." Hans takes the goat, ties its legs, and puts it in his pocket. When he gets home it is suffocated. "Good evening, mother." - "Good evening, Hans. Where hast thou been?" - "With Grethel." - "What didst thou take her?" - "Took nothing, she gave me something." - "What did Grethel give thee?" - "She gav
e me a goat." - "Where is the goat, Hans?" - "Put it in my pocket." - "That was ill done, Hans, thou shouldst have put a rope round the goat's neck." - "Never mind, will do better next time."
  "Whither away, Hans,?" - "To Grethel, mother." - "Behave well, Hans." - "Oh, I'll behave well. Good-bye, mother." - "Good-bye, Hans." Hans comes to Grethel. "Good day, Grethel." - "Good day, Hans. What good thing dost thou bring?" - "I bring nothing, I want something given me." Grethel presents Hans with a piece of bacon. "Good-bye, Grethel." - "Good-bye, Hans."