Young Sheldon 《小谢尔顿》第一季 第一集
主要人物介绍：
Mary 玛丽（妈妈） George 乔治（爸爸） Georgie 乔治一世（哥哥）
Missy 米茜（谢尔顿的双胞胎） Sheldon 谢尔顿
旁白：成年谢尔顿（《生活大爆炸》中谢尔顿的扮演者）
Sheldon: I’ve always loved trains. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn’t worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. Or hobo. And when I figured out that trains allowed me to prove Newton’s first law—an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force. I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon, alone and happy.
Missy: Shelly, dinner’s ready!
I don’t care how dimwitted you are. Scientific principles have to make you smile. Of course, nobody I knew in East Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.
Missy: Sheldon, if you don’t get in here, I’m gonna lick your toothbrush!
Sheldon: Coming!
That’s my sister. And she’s done it before.
George : What the hell were you doing out there?
Mary : George, language.
George: What language? So?
Sheldon: I was exploring dimensional kinematics.
Missy: Admit it—he’s adopted.
Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.
Mary : That’s enough. No one’s adopted.
Missy : I wish I was.
Mary : That can still be arranged. Now, let’s pray.
Sheldon: A moment, please.
Mary : Leave him be.
Georgie: He can hold hands with his family. It won’t kill him.
Sheldon: We don’t know that. Georgie, did you wash your hands before dinner. Or even this week?
Georgie: None of your business.
杨志刚老婆Sheldon: Hence the mittens.
Mary : Thank you, God, for this food we’re about to receive and for the nourishment of our bodies, and bless the hands that prepared it.
Together: Amen.
Georgie: How come we ain’t got no tater tots?
Mary: I made tater tots last night.
Georgie: I’d take tater tots over mashed potaters any day.
Mary: Just eat what I made you.
Georgie: Can we at least have tater tots tomorrow?
It was family dinners like this that led me to adopt a mid-Atlantic accent. Nobel Prize winn
ers…ought not be orderin’ tater tots.
Mary三角棕的最简单包法:乎组词组 everybody excited to start school Monday?刘蓓老公
Sheldon: I am.
竞选学生会演讲稿Missy: I guess so.
Mary: Georgie? Freshman year, that’s a big deal.
Georgie: How can I be excited when he’s gonna be in the same grade as me?
Sheldon: Don’t worry, Georgie, I’m not planning on being in the ninth grade for very long.
Missy: All I know is he’s not in the same grade as me anymore, and I’m thrilled.
Sheldon: Good luck with your finger painting.
Missy: You’re gonna get your ass kicked in high school.
Mary: Hey, language.
Sheldon: I’m not going to be assaulted. High school is a haven for higher learning.
George: Oh, dear god.
Mary: Speaking of God, who’s going to church with me tomorrow?
George : I can’t. I’m meeting with the other coaches.
Mary : You can’t meet after church?
George : No, Mary, I can’t meet after church.
Mary : Georgie?
Georgie: I got to study my playbook.
Sheldon: I’ll go with you, Mom.
Missy: Why are you going? You don’t believe in God.
Sheldon: No, but I believe in Mom.
Mary : 世界各地风俗I’ll take it. Missy?
Missy : Can’t, Heather asked me to…
Mary : You’re going.
Missy : Son of a bitch.
Mary (Mom): Missy… Don’t you throw something at the dinner table. Georgie Jr！
Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study apes. I just had to go to dinner.
Mary (Mom): Never at the dinner table! You knock that off, Georgie! D-Do not retaliate!
（在教堂）
ALL: Onward, Christian soldiers Marching as to war With the cross of Jesus Going on before.
Pastor: In Matthew nine, verse four, Jesus said, "Why would you entertain evil thoughts i
n your hearts?"
Sheldon (quietly): Do you have evil thoughts?
A：Shh.
Sheldon : I just don't think this part applies to me.
Mary (Mom): That's fine. Be quiet and listen.
Sheldon: I'm only nine years old. Most evil doesn't start till puberty.
（谢尔顿一直说话，前座的人回头看谢尔顿）
Sheldon: Hello.
Pastor: Philippians 4:8, "Finally, brothers, whatever is…"
Sheldon: Do you have evil thoughts?
Missy (sister): I'm having one right now.
Sheldon: Really? What is it?
Missy (sister): When we get home, I'm gonna kick your little balls.
Sheldon: You can't. They haven't descended yet. Mom?
Mary (Mom): What?
Sheldon: When should I be expecting my testicles?
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