最搞笑的请假理由
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来源：《时代英语·高二》2014年第01期愚人节快乐
        We all have to pay the bills, but sometimes the office is literally the last place in the universe you want to be. The reasons can run the gamut. Employees can sometimes be led to creative extremes to find a way to take a day off.
合肥师范学院专升本        In CareerBuilder’s annual survey, 29 percent of workers admitted to playing hooky this year, and their top reasons is calling in sick. But some employees like to get more creative. Here are the strangest excuses employers said they’ve heard:田小洁个人资料
        我们生活都需要用钱，但是有些时候办公室却是这个世界上你最不想踏足的地方。不上班的理由可以是五花八门的。职员们有时候为了给自己放一天假可能会想出很多相当有创意的借口出来。
        中国十大名牌内衣在CareerBuilder（某职场招聘网站）的年度调查中，有29%的员工承认今年曾经旷工
过，而众多请假理由中生病是最常用的一个。但有些员工的请假理由仍然相当有创意。下面就是雇主们表示他们听到过的最奇怪的请假理由：杨幂遭强吻
        1. Employee’s 12-year-old daughter stole his car and he had no other way to work. Employee didn’t want to report it to the police.
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