幽默故事教学
一．英语笑话：谁干的（11.14）
One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."
The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!"
第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问：“谁涂的？站起来！”
"It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."
鲍勃说：“先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见！”
重点知识：1。After school 放学 after class 下课 after work 下班
2．Any one of you 你们当中的任何一个 =everyone of you
some of you 你们当中的一些
3.permit sb to do sth 容许某人做某事
I permit you to go to take part in the basketball game
4. came into the classroom =walk into the classroom _go into the classroom
5.who did it其实是who do it 的原型
6.stand up .don’t move.
马龙资料特变单词：doubed 涂抹 原型doub :don’t doub the wall everywhere!
Angry 生气 句型：angry with sb:I am so angry with you
Angry at sth: I am so angry at that job
二英语笑话：都得6（11.28）
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？” 妈妈问。
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said "
“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”
重点知识：1 comes from 这里第三人称单数动词后面的变化形式
Come from：where are you from? I come from china or I am from china or I am Chinese
2.how did you like your new teacher? 句型提炼：how do you like?= what do you like ?
How do your like your deskmate? 你喜欢你的同桌么？
What do you like your Chinese teacher ?你觉得你的中文老师怎么样？
3．I didn’t like her: 我不喜欢她 I don’t like sb
1.I don’t like my my little cousin.2. I don’t like my moniter…
4. three and three were six . two and four were six 加法运算
Four and five are night. Three and six are night.
特别单词：September 九月
January——1月，February——2月，March——3月，April——4月，May——5月，June——6月
July——7月，August——8月，September——9月，October——10月，November——11月
December——12月
A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
一个人来到警察局想和昨天潜入他家偷盗的贼聊聊。
You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant.
警察告诉他说，你在法庭上会有这个机会的。
No, no, no. said the man. I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years.
不，不，不，这个人说，我就是想知道他是如何做到潜入我家并且还能不惊醒我的老婆，我已经努力好多年了都没能做到这点。
重点语法：1.police office：警察局 post office 邮局
2.Broken into：break into 的原型：破门而入：the beggar break into my house and steal everything I have.乞丐破门进我家偷走了我所有东西
3，the night before:前晚。 The day before yesterday:后天 ， 前天：yesterday
上一星期：last week 上个月last month 去年：last year
4.i want to know :我想知道。。。。：I wan to know how to open the door..
5.i’ve been trying to do sth :我一直试图尝试着：现在完成进行时的用法
I’ve been living in this city for years..我已经住在这个城市好几年了
特别单词：burglar：破门而入的贼：thief 贼。情况没那么严重
Chance机会、机遇= opportunity: thank you for giving me this opportunity to talk wih you .
Court:法庭。
谢谢你给我这个机会和你交流
四英语笑话：等一下就到了（11.12）
An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused.
有个很健忘的人站在车水马龙的十字路口正中央，那里有个警察正忙着指挥交通，而他不断地去干扰这位值勤的警员，因为他搞不清楚方向。
"Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?"
他问道：“请问一下，警察先生，可以告诉我医院要怎么走吗？”
The officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and you'll get there!"
这个忙不过来的警察对他说：“就站在这里，你就会到医院了！”
重点语法：1。An absent-minded person：健忘的人
2in the middle of：在。。。中心
3．Kept bugging:keep doing sth .坚持做某事
4 Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?（问路 的句型）
Can you tell me how to get to the post office?
5. you'll get there:你会到达那里的
You will get to there…完整的句子
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。
"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
胖子说：“看你的样子，可能有过饥荒。”
"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
“是的，”瘦子回答说，“看你的样子，饥荒可能是你造成的。”
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